1. smaugnussen:

    and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

    (Source: spoopysmaug, via apendixitis)

  2. worldofthecutestcuties:

    A Family Portrait

  3. (Source: barack-obottm, via kyuubabe)


  5. supernatural-tardis:

    i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

    (via sally-sunshine-died)


  6. oboebandgeek99:


    If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

    Why the fuck would I do that

    (via sally-sunshine-died)

  7. (Source: god-body, via nyquildebeest)


  8. jugwine:

    *rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

    (via apendixitis)


  9. bombing:

    baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen

    (via apendixitis)

  10. waitinghopingliving:




    i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

    You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

    (Source: beben-eleben, via thiswarcalledlife)

  11. smilesandvials:

    This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

    (Source: memewhore, via thiswarcalledlife)

  12. twirlingtroye:




    0 to 100 real quick

    but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

    wanna know how i got these scars

    perfection in three sentences

    (via thiswarcalledlife)


  13. hotwhiteguy:


    i lost my number, can you give me yours

    no no no not your phone number your credit card number

    (via thiswarcalledlife)


  14. uchiigatana:


    (Source: shittyanimememes, via apendixitis)

  15. (Source: grawly, via apendixitis)